- On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
- Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
- Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime
- Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are the smartest person in the room
yesterday at the mall this guy tried stealing a phone and he was running out the store and my mom tripped him and fucking screamed “SWIPER NO SWIPING”
